Friday, January 12, 2007

Worst Dressed 2006

Fri Jan 12 09:40:07 EST 2007
Pull out your claws...time to be catty again as Mr. Blackwell
introduces his annual Worst Dressed List. Making the cut this year (no
surprise here) are several repeat offenders...hello Paris and Britney!
But aren't there a few more that should be on this infamous list?
Where's Fergie? Drew? Posh Spice? Mid-life Crisis Madonna? Flowery
Faith Hill? Anyhow, here they are, your worst-dressed celebs for 2006,
according to Blackwell.

1. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton - "Two peas in an over-exposed pod."

2. Camilla Parker-Bowles - Blackwell calls her the "Duchess of Dowdy"
but she doesn't seem too bothered.

3. Lindsay Lohan - I have to disagree here. She's overexposed, yes,
but she does have some pretty clothes and a cool fashion sense.

4. Christina Aguilera - Mr. Blackwell labels her "All crass and no
class." I disagree here too. I like the married, grownup Christina.
She's sexy and demure now that she's toned down from her Diirty days.

5. Mariah Carey - Two words: Too tight.

6. Paula Abdul - No explanation necessary. Is she trying to look
awful? She must be! You don't just look that bad without putting some
effort into it.

7. Sharon Stone - Calling her Cruella deVille, Blackwell hit the nail
on the head perfectly. The uber bitch finally got her comeuppance.
Sharon, your looks now match your personality.

8. Tori Spelling - Even the perfect body and Hollywood upbringing
can't buy you stellar fashion sense.

9. Sandra Oh - Blackwell referred to one red carpet mishap as "layered
lunacy."

10. Meryl Streep - Took the "mother-of-the-bride" look to the extreme,
according to Blackwell. You'd think playing a fashion editor in The
Devil Wears Prada would have taught her something. Oh, who cares,
she's Meryl!

Who else do you think should be on the list? Comment below.

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