Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake
that healthy butt...Baby got back
from "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
You love your curves, of course, but with all that extra holiday
baking your body is now, shall we say, doughy? But you still need to
fit into something for the rest of the parties on your schedule. Never
fear. My colleague asked me to investigate the latest body-slimming
jeans out there, and I'm pleased to say, the selection is fantastic.
Pair a pair (ha) with a lacy cami and some stilettos, and you're good
to go...
Here's the lowdown:
Is it a coincidence that, just as Americans are getting fatter, jeans
companies are inventing magic pants that make us appear slim, toned
and shapely? As reported on Good Morning America, these magic pants
have criss-cross fabric to flatten and tone your tummy, lift your
buttt, slim your hips(!) and shape your curves. Some even come in
different butt cup sizes (like bras). I haven't had the pleasure of
trying these babies on yet, however, the technology sounds promising.
Here are two to try. If you get to them before I do, let me know what
you think...
"Tummy Tuck Jeans" by Not Your Daughter's Jeans. $88-$120, www.nordstrom.com
. Patented criss-cross stitching creates a "corsetlike" effect to
flatten your stomach, lift your butt and lean out your overall shape.
Sounds good to me!
"Perfection" jeans by FRx Clothing. $125, www.urbandenimcompany.com.
This pair features a patented design that lifts, separates and
enhances your butt using a built-in nylon and Lycra insert that fits
inside an O-shaped cutout. Oh...they also hide VPLs.
Order these...and go ahead, have an extra cookie. Cheers.
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