Monday, June 4, 2007

Paris Goes to Jail

Mon Jun 04 09:15:52 EDT 2007
OK so by now everyone knows hotel heiress Paris Hilton is off to jail
this morning. Looks like a sweet deal: Blondes look great in orange,
she'll reportedly make $1 million off a book deal from the diary she
plans to keep, and she's got her own secure little section of the jail
so she won't be bothered by commoners. Rough! I'd give my new Manolos
to spend three weeks watching TV, writing a diary and avoiding any
kind of carpooling, baking, cooking, laundry, etc. Way to go, girl!

In other news, I've found fab pearl pet collars on the web (www.funpearls.com

). Not that either of my dogs would deign to wear one, but then again,
I don't have one of those teacup terriers these pearl necklaces were
designed for.

Last up, check out manquarium.com. Build your own dream man and house
him in his very own aquarium. Hysterical.

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